Official BRO code;
1: Under no circumstances may two men share
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) A sudden attack to your balls.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When your team loses.
(e) When she is uses her teeth during a blowjob.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor
party may be legally killed and eaten by his
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours,
his sister is off limits forever unless you actually
5: Complaining about the brand of free beer your
guy provides is forbidden. You are encouraged to
lavishly praise his generosity.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a
birthday present for another man. In fact, even
remembering your boy's birthday is strictly
optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a
strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7. Hugging a dude is forbidden. Exceptions are:
a) It's a long lost friend and you have not seen
said friend for many years.
b) When celebrating a victory by your sports
8: If you stumble upon other blokes watching a
sporting event, you may ask the score of the
game in progress, but you may never ask who's
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after
you have brought her to climax. If you trap her
head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a
Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink JuneBridals pink color wedding bridal selections
only when you're sunning on a tropical beach...
and it's delivered by a topless model and it's
11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical
peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you
didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports'
must be treated as spies until they demonstrate
knowledge of the game and the ability to drink
as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively
dressed woman must remain sober enough to
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or
the last piece of meat, but not both, that's just
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack,
you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing
a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex
pending your response.
20: Never talk to a man in a loo unless you are
on equal footing i.e, both pissing, both waiting in
line, etc. For all other situations, an almost
imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
21: If you so wish to have sex with a female who
your boy has previously banged, you are
obligated to inform him. He is allowed to veto
this if he so wishes.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was
formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken
monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird
and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion occurs about
what a big mistake it was.
23: If your boy requires an alibi, you provide it.
No questions asked.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of
brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.
25: You are obligated to do everything you can
do to facilitate your boy in getting laid. This
a) Validating any lie that he may have used to
convince the lady.
b) Provision of material objects he may require
to be successful.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice
Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: It is not permissible to make eye contact
when watching porn
with your boys. Furthermore, this is only
circumstances under which it
is allowed to have an erection with friends in the
We hope that this clears up any confusion.
The International Council of Man Laws.