1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u
Love me?". What do u expect him to say or
Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well
dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot, while bohemian formal dresses
heaven is beautiful...the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2
years and no wedding is forth coming.
Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger
a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to the barbers shop
with your personal clipper. What are you
5) Guys always know who their heart
belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in
diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if
its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey
say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet
dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d
Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a
boyfriend" and be asking for money from
him. GT-bank staff cannot receive salary
from UBA bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my friend to set up
my boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now
they've sent me wedding Invitation. What
AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent (C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a
Girlfriend when asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we had issues & we've
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and blamed for
every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you
will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him
from someone or share him with someone,
the most important thing is to be the
12) 35yr old first class graduate without job
and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got
no worries' ... your life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10
years and he broke my heart" fool, what's
GOOD in the years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby
won't make him stay. If you're doubting me,
kindly ask TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it
will still eat your yam.
16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him
enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout
April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the
Brazilian hair in the whole world and still
lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search
for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich
men beg for pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is, How
recent your car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is still gonna be the
same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face
Might Be, you Will Still Be the Food For
Worms....Set your Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever.
22) I woke up today, someone somewhere
just took their last breath am about sleeping
someone somewhere is crying.. Always
thank the lord no matter the situation .....pls
send to friends.
Pls say after me with faith,
I shall not beg to eat.
I shall not be ashamed.
I shall not be cursed.
I shall not cry over loved ones.
I shall not be mocked.
I shall not be a victim of hired killers.
I shall not be a victim of accidents.
I shall not be sorrowful.
BUT, I shall be great.
I shall be fruitful
I shall be victorious.
I shall be celebrated.
I shall be successful.
I shall be favoured.
I shall be blessed in abundance.
I shall be prosperous.
I shall have joy unspeakable.
I shall have peace beyond limits.I shall make
I shall testify.
I shall be lifted high beyond falling.
I shall excel in all that i do.
I shall be called Wonderful.
Where the road is thirsty of flesh and blood,
my family n i with my beloved ones will not
The evils that will happen will not know my
dwelling place. Death messengers will not
know my address. The miracles in the year
shall locate my household.
My heart desires will not be cut-short. I will
not cry because of you.
I pray for you, in the remaining months of
this year,Your PICTURE WILL NOT BE USED