A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed intoxicated.
She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice.
She said - "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude".
With that she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled - "come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - "yes yes, I won.....I won...."
She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked - "What number rolled on the dice?" online sale wedding items for over size ladies
The other - "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
- not all drunks are drunk
- not all blondes are dumb
- but all Men are Men